United Kingdom Deports All Elizabeths After Rough Couple Months
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O Woe is Me!
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Groovin' With Midcentury Llama
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Who? Me? Yeah, I Guess You Could Say I'm An Absolute Coffee FREAK
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Everybody Look Out! The Autumnal Hag Is Sneezing On All Of The Trees!
Norm Macdonald's Famous Last Words "Knock Knock" Sets Stage For Elaborately Long Joke
Okay, So The Whole "Satire Thing" Isn't Working. It's About Time We Start Considering Espionage.
Well I Guess I’ll Rest On This Here Hill And Watch The Sunset Through A Whiskey Bottle