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Another Win For The Gamers: Kanye’s STEM Player Comes Preloaded With A Snorlax

Updated: May 6, 2022


Kanye fans are feeling a little ripped off after learning that Donda 2 didn't release yesterday on the exclusive STEM player like initially intended, but gamers and Pokémon fans alike are racking in another win after discovering that the Bluetooth and sound mixing device designed by Kanye and Yeezy tech comes preloaded a fully functional Snorlax.


Sucks to suck Ye fans!


The Snorlax was discovered when a father in Little Rock Arkansas was attempting to mix two songs together in order to create an original lullaby so that his new born triplets could fall asleep. He combined the flute on "Mother Goose" from Jethro Tull's Aqualung and a slowed down version of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba. What happened next was shocking. A sharp snoring sound and a clearly pronounced "lax" began erupting from the STEM player. And then the audio clip from an early Pokémon episode began to play briefly. After playing around with the sound files Snorlax will start talking to you. So far all he's said is "Snorlax loves Donda 2" and "Snorlax is not an advocate for mental health." Both statements seem to be building hype for Ye's new album while also dismissing his unfortunate and blatantly obvious decline in mental health. It seems as though Snorlax and Kanye see eye to eye on many topics leading people to wonder who Snorlax voted for in the 2020 election.


There's still not a lot known about Snorlax and Kanye's STEM Player, but all should be revealed as fans continue to tinker with it's many features.



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