Updated: Nov 1, 2022
Buckingham Palace, London--In a death that we all thought impossible, Queen Elizabeth II's final words stated clearly that "Waka Flocka Flame will be elected as the only living heir to the throne. All who oppose will be executed publicly and without remorse." "Furthermore," she stated. "My corgis will be given the title of Lord and will receive a full tenure at Oxford University. Finally, all of the geese in England will have a seat on parliament." The Queen then immediately died while emanating a blood curdling scream. Queen Waka Flocka has agreed to fulfill The Dead Queen's dying wishes and is currently shopping for a new sceptre. Stay tuned for live updates!