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What’s He Up To? Ray Romano Just Bought a New Hammer

Updated: Oct 29, 2020



Your guess is as good as mine. Yesterday Ray Romano was seen at a local tool shop buying what appears to be a new hammer. Jury’s still out on what he’s planning on doing with it.


Reports say that he picked it up off the shelf and lightly swung it into the palm of his left hand and said “this’ll get the job done” and then went to the cash register to complete his purchase.


He didn’t even take a look at any tool belts, tool boxes, or nails. He just bought the hammer and drove off. The store even offered 50% off a box of nails with the purchase of a hammer. Seems odd if you ask me, but who am I to judge?


He must’ve been in a hurry because his car was seen flying through a red light directly in front of an elementary school. Whatever he’s up to, I hope he gets there on time!

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