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Official Fast & Furious Drinking Game

Do you like bald man propaganda? Do you like vehicle-centered adventures about a superhuman "family" that has inexplicable access to every weapon ever invented? Then you've chosen the right franchise to get drunk to.

The first Fast and Furious movie came out in 2001. Over 20 years later Vin Diesel is still in the cultural zeitgeist and still gurgling his way through cheesy one-liners. After recently watching the entire series, I can tell you that these movies do not require much of an attention span. But, they are EXTREMELY entertaining and have some of the best action sequences of any big-time franchise out there.


You can find a couple of Fast and Furious movies on Peacock, HBO Max, and weirdly FuboTV. But majority you'll have to rent through Apple TV or Amazon Prime Video for $3.99.


These rules are applicable for all of the Fast and Furious movies, but work particularly well for 5-9. The first three feature only a couple members of the full crew, if at all (Tokyo Drift), and Hobbes and Shaw doesn't feature the main cast. I'm pretty confident these rules will apply to Fast and Furious 10, but who knows. They may surprise us all and make it a Jason Momoa origin story that nobody asked for.

 

Fast and Furious Drinking Game Rules


Take 1 Drink when:

  1. A car explodes.

  2. Dom Toretto (Vin Diesel) is working on a car.

  3. Letty Ortiz (Michelle Rodriguez) or Mia Toretto (Jordana Brewster) says "Dom".

  4. A quick cut to Brian O'Connor (Paul Walker) smirking.

  5. A woman's butt is zoomed in on. This is how Fast and Furious starts every drag race or party scene.

  6. A bald man punches someone with hair. You can limit 1 drink per fight sequence or be bad ass and drink for each punch.

Take 2 Drinks when:

  1. Family is mentioned. Drink 4 if Dom mentions it.

  2. Han (Sung Kang) is eating.

  3. Tej Parker (Ludacris) or Ramsey (Nathalie Emmanuel) type quickly at a keyboard.

  4. Roman (Tyrese Gibson) is the butt of a joke.

  5. Bald on bald crime. A bald man punches another bald man. 2 per fight or per punch.

Waterfall Drink while:

  1. Someone is on top of a moving vehicle.

  2. Two characters engage in a long, dramatic stare down. Waterfall for entire stare down.

Finish Drink when:

  1. Dom or Brian win a race.

  2. The crew has a family barbecue.


If you're trying to make this drinking game a bit more explosive then check out the added rules below for NOS mode.


NOS Mode Rules



Take 2 Drinks when:

  1. Someone is drinking a Corona.

  2. Dom shoots a shotgun.

  3. Han heading to Tokyo is vaguely mentioned.

Take 4 Drinks when:

  1. NOS is used in a race.

  2. First time you see any of the following surprise celebrities: Eva Mendes (Monica Fuentes), Ronda Rousey (Kara), Kurt Russell (Mr. Nobody), Charlize Theron (Cipher), Helen Miren (Magdalene Shaw), Kevin Hart (Air Marshall Dinkley), or John Cena (Jacob Toretto).

Finish Drink:

  1. The following crew members "die": Gisele, Han, Letty.

  2. Dom fights Luke Hobbs (The Rock) or Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham).


LET THE GAMES BEGIN!


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