This is a limited time offer that's lasting all summer long! From June 1st all the way to labor day weekend you can swap spit with any Chick-fil-A manager free of charge. They'll kiss you regardless of who you are or what your teeth look like. After the transaction is processed they'll take your picture and hang it up on the wall that says "Known Chick-Fil-A Lovers." If you're one of the first 100 lovers at that location then you'll be given a complimentary jug of Chick-Fil-A sauce. Thanks Chick-Fil-A!
Summer 2021? More like summer 2020-fun!
