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Ray Romano Loses Award, Knives Two People

Famed actor Ray Romano recently attended the gRAYmys where Rays around the world gather to knight their favorite Ray. This event runs in conjunction with the music awards ceremony The Grammys, as well as The Grammies that are awarded by grandchildren all over the world.

In a shocker, Ray Romano finished 3rd behind up and coming star Saudi "S-Ray" Arabia, and the long time favorite Tampa Bay Rays. Romano did beat out heavy weights Ray-Bans, FM Radio, and the classic beret. In response, Romano pulled out a knife and shanked his agent and his wife, WHO IS NOT PATRICIA HEATON, even though we know that's who you thought it was.

There was additional controversy when the stingray that killed Steve Irwin decided to show up uninvited, and had to be escorted off the premises. The lifetime ban is still in effect, despite legal opposition from the stingray's representatives.

Ray Romano's bond is set at $500,000 and can be paid in Ray Coin, Romano's new cryptocurrency. Don’t delay, save Ray.

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