Local man, David Roberts, is under fire after a recent incident where he saw what was clearly a commercial airline. "Wait. what is that? you don't think it's... no it couldn't be." Roberts muttered. His tinder date, and person who has fucking eyes, Jennifer Smith was reported saying, "looks like a plane to me."
According to witnesses at the scene, David attempted to backtrack by saying the sun was in his eyes. We briefly caught up with David, who agreed to do a phone interview.
"It ended up just being a plane that happened to be flying at the time. Go figure. It wasn't aliens but that would have been a lot cooler, huh?"
A spokesperson for Jennifer said "she's just ready to put the whole incident behind them. As far as her romantic feelings, Jennifer doesn't want to waste her time on a man who's driven by mystery and mystery alone." More details to come as we get them.
