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Congratulations to Venmo Giveaway Winner Shigeru Miyamoto!

Updated: May 6, 2022


Our hats are off to you Mr. Miyamoto! Looks like you’re finally going to have enough money to make another Mario!

This time I think you should make him blue and ambidextrous. Maybe let new Mario smoke a cigarette because I hear old Mario is hankering for a smoke. And this time around can you not make him so loud? He’s waking up the neighbors!


Furthermore can new Mario do his own laundry? I’m tired of doing it for him! His dumb overalls are getting stinky.


Finally if new Mario doesn’t come to my house next week then I’ll be sending some of my Mario’s over to your place real soon, if you catch my drift.


Tread lightly Miyamoto!

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