Sam Menke
Staff
Caleb Tackes
"Always strive to be yourself, but never strive to pee yourself."
Zach Rimkus
"I'm in love with Caleb's mom. She's all
I want and I've waited for so long."
Ryan "Chewe" Gutchewsky
"If you want to achieve your dreams, dream more achievable dreams."
Ashley T.
"Don't let the muggles get you down."
Thomas Nelson
"Just promise me you won't use that
awkward smiling / pointing picture"
Somya P.
Tests are still inconclusive whether or not she's three raccoons in a trench coat
Mario "Sex Mex" Garza
"Jair is still making the ladies swoon."
Keith Miller
"If you're reading this, I'm almost definitely missing."
Kyle Stumpe
"Yo, shout out to everybody that worked on the album. You feel me, son? Yo, shouts out to Ty Dollas. Shouts out to Hodgy Daddies, shouts to LEft Brizzle, Domyon and Frankie Ocean. Shouts out to Syd the Due, shouts out to L-Boy Awk."
Ulysse Bergquist
"If you could look inside my mind, it would be like the ocean; mostly empty and filled with garbage."