Updated: May 25, 2020
Couple that has nothing in common so they're still doing activities like going to petting zoos as grown adults, announces third break up. The news came from their joint Facebook account that amazingly didn't stop Dylan from messaging 50+ women. (Not 50 separate women but like older women.)
We spotted the couple arguing loudly in a Toby Keith's I Love this Bar and Grill™️ parking lot and asked if they had any comments on the situation. "I will never find someone as kind and sweet as Dylan. He really was something out of a movie," said Julie.
Dylan, whose skin care routine is "bar of soap to the face" simply said, "Who? Oh Julie? Yeah she's chill."
I guess only time will tell if those crazy kids end up back together. In the meantime Bumble Friends seems to be the move in these goofy times.