Updated: May 6, 2022
When it comes to monumental fuck ups, this could have been way worse. President Joe Biden, alleged sex offender, accidently sent his Valentines Day gift to a teenage girl instead of his wife, First Lady Jill Biden. Obviously he's got some explaining to do. I know that this sounds pretty bad, but I think he'll be in the clear. The recipient of his gift, Josephine White, a senior at North Central High School in Harrisburg Pennsylvania, is 18 years old so this is not only legal, but totally ethical as well. I honestly can’t think of any questions I would even ask him. Happy Valentines Day!