So I recently took a vacation to Cancun with the girls and had one hellova time. It was great. We drank every night, partied with the locals, and even went skinny dipping at night. Only problem is, now that I’m back in the States, I accidentally came upon a lucrative money making scheme, and no, it’s not Mary Kay or Amway.
When I got back home and took a shower, I started finding large white beads in my drain. At first, I thought maybe I’d gotten drunk and tried crafting while on the toilet again (that was a terrible phase). The good news is I couldn’t have been more wrong. It turns out that night of skinny dipping paid off and I ended up with some grains of sand wedged up my slam clam. Now they are all slowly coming out. I’ve since put a filter over my shower drain and I feel like I’m prospecting for gold!
I had an appraisal appointment with a jeweler yesterday, and they told me the pearls falling out of me were rated AAAA! He said they were the highest quality he’d ever seen! Little does he know. Now I just need to find a way to sell them without looking like I stole them.
Edit: I’ve decided to open my own Etsy store and start selling them. Visit www.pearlsfromunknownplaces.co.uk to get your very own homemade pearls!
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